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[Darkbase Defence Reloaded]

Please try something new with your games.

You've run the top-down forumla completely out of juice. It's been obsolete for quite some time now, and all of your games just revolve around the idea of aliens, zombies, and a very angry playable character who is seemingly just doing this because you know, he can. You lightly reskin all of your submissions, and there is barely anything new with each of them. I give you points though because all the games flow smoothly and the camera work is attractive. But apart from that, you really need to try a new idea with your games.

Xplored responds:

Thanks for your 15 years old guy'a wise advises about professionally produce successful games.
BTW this IS a reloaded release of a just issued game as the title itself says :-)

[Zombies in the Shadow]

All that for another cliche top down shooter.

Wow. How lame. As if we don't have enough top-down zombie shooters on NG as it is. 9.1 mb for poor quality even on this 'exaggerated' quality setting. You ever heard of the last stand? do it like that.

Xplored responds:

ehm...
1) Last stand is not top-down but side camera
2) Last stand graphic is very easy to reproduce, believe. On this game you see the models so small but they have been done in 3D full quality. Maybe in a new title we'll show them better (you may see them on the inizial "Click developer website" page)
Anyway,even if you didn't like it, com'on... a 2 is a bit forced!

[MW2 Killstreaks]

Very Nice.

Not of much practical use, but for what it is, it is very well organized and planned out.

andy70707 responds:

yeah I kinda just made it for somewhere to put all the images, and also as a quick reference, although most people already know what they all are. I was gonna do a propper MW2 guide with all the maps and guns and perks and stuff but I couldn't really be bothered. If I had better reviews on this I might have still made it, but its not exactly the most original idea ever, and oyu can get most of the info online anyway.

[The Metallica Quiz]

Could've picked better audio.

I noticed you chose "Enter Sandman" which is the most overplayed metallica song ever. If this were an actual quiz, you would've used another song. The Guitar Hero Metallica question was unecessary because it's a Metallica quiz, not a King Diamond//Guitar Hero quiz. The fan question was useless as well. Apart from that, I really liked the quality of the photos and the choice of photos.

Sh0ckFyre responds:

Actually, I probably wouldn't have. I like Enter Sandman. The GH Metallica question was necessary because it was a part of Metallica's career. The fan question was a part of the Some Kind of Monster documentary, thus it was a part of Metallica's career. But apart from that, I'm glad you enjoyed the quiz!

[Interactive Drum Kit]

Not good.

For one, the cymbal placement is wrong, the ride and crash are reversed. The drawings and general idea are terrible as well. (Idea's not too original either.)

Frenzy responds:

First of all, no, the ride and crash are interchangeable.

Second of all, the general idea isn't terrible.

[Da Halloween Massacre]

So, I'm killing ghosts with a BB gun?

That was pretty lame. Here's what was wrong: No gun sounds, lame ghosts, repetive levels, poor animation, lame looping music, and a BB GUN!!!

djstaz0ne responds:

the only animation is the ghosts, everything else is scripted..

did you beat the boss?

[ChuckNorrisFactGenerator2]

Nothing short of chuck-tastic!

Man, all the chcuk norris jokes are in here! Great!

StillBeatingPictures responds:

thank you!

[NG Character Kwiz]

What a crock of shit.

It didn't offend me, it was just extremly stupid. Like 3-5 questions actually related to NG and the rest was how awesome you think you are.

Sidorio responds:

Well, I am an exceptionally awesome guy.

See also: missing the point.

[NG level/exp calculator]

That's pretty cool.

Thanks for helping me not use my brain.

andy70707 responds:

Lol, glad you like it

[The Final Dare]

Strange.........

REALLY REALLY strange. I guess I just don't like point and clicks.

Mechabloby responds:

Ah, that's a shame. Well, thanks for the review. :)